This Hallowe’en we put together a “haunted maze”, or really a short, winding tour through my sister’s back yard. I’ve always wanted to put together a haunted house, and as a kid I loved visiting houses that went the extra mile to create a spooky experience for trick-or-treaters.

The weekend before Hallowe’en I brought all the props over to Jenn’s and I spray painted them with various grays and a rock texture. We had a few hay bails, which will be used to plant garlic, that we used to block out the path. Jenn made some stakes, and our friend Mackenzie figured out where each grave would go. A couple of spare tires, a frame with chicken wire over it, and a rusty, busted up shipping palette rounded out the decor.

By stroke of luck, on Hallowe’en day, as we chose our pumpkins at the grocery store, we asked about the hay bails they were stacked on and we got them for free. So, we piled as many as we could into the minivan. That added six large bails to the set and greatly solidified the path wall.

We finished carving, sticking, hanging, lighting, and positioning everything just in time for our first little cowboy trick-or-treater. I rushed on some makeup with a vague idea of a grim reaper, somewhat à la Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. What resulted was actually a lot more like The Babadook. It certainly stunned, scared, and otherwise creeped out plenty of people.

The whole thing was very well received, by kids and parents alike. We had a line all the way out to the street at some points. Kids would come back a second time, not even to get candy, but to experience it again. We still gave them candy, of course.

We’re already figuring out how to top it next year.